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Step on scales, read meter. On Cohen's: Wake early. Empty Bladder. Trim nails. Trim nose hair. Shave chest*. Shave underarms. Empty Bowels. Remove nail polish*. Remove hair accessories. Remove ear wax. Remove earrings. Go for a Brazilian. Detour on the way home for colonic irrigation. Get totally naked. Think light, floaty thoughts. Step on scales, read meter. Yay! Still getting lighter! ____________ * may not apply to all people. |
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Funny bugger !! Thanks for the laugh.....
Koh
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Just a big happy hushpuppy I haven't "done" Cohens - Asy knows me from way back - she invited me to "take a look" here - I did, loved it, and stayed... And me? I'm a tall skinny-ish bloke (BMI ~25.5) and have been this way forever, so I haven't faced (weight-wise) what you all have !! |
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Very close to the truth here!! Thanks for the laugh xx
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I love this - it's too funny!
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Love it!
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what we do for another 100g's
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You've missed step off, step on , reread
Step on, step off, move scale, step on, step off, read. Empty bladder again, step on, reread! Take average of last ten readings or the lightest reading, whichever gives the lowest! |
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Dezzy, you missed a bit too lol...go back to bed for half an hour and reweigh...
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“It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people are ready to change and others are not.” ~James Gordon Cohens ~ Round 2 ~~ Start: 18.11.2012 ~~ Goal 1: 70s, Done 20.1.13 Goal 2: Wear bathers, Done 8.1.13 (soooo hot here!) Goal 3: 77.7kg - Reach 'Overweight' status, Done 7.2.13 Goal 4: 60s, Done 29.3.13 Goal 5: 64.7kg - Reach 'Normal Weight' status, Goal 6: Zumba!, Goal 7: 50s, Goal 8: Final weight - 55kg! |
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Does anyone else get the urge to de-clutter? or re-decorate? modernise?
Make everything as new and shiny and chic as our bods |
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Sorry wrong thread. I thought this was the one about changes other than weight loss from Cohen's...
Nonetheless it's true for me |
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lol....but funny too sixty plus xxx
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Love this, SO true.
Then there's also the re-weigh the following day just in case you're out of step with your bodies weight-loss cycle |
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This is what really happens
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Ooh I like this!
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Love it Dezzy. They're the types of things that we do forget about ourselves. We ARE worth it!!
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I'm not trying to look perfect ... I just want to feel better, look great, know I'm healthy, and be able to rock any outfit I choose! I started my journey on 22/10/11 weighing 121.86 kg, and reached my goal weight on 21/09/12 having lost a total of 55.76kg. In 2015 I will be making myself a priority in my life and regaining contol. |
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too funny!
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1st Goal 80 kg done (18-11-09) 2nd Goal 70kg done ( 28-01-10) 3rd Goal 60kg done (19-4-10) Now the REAL battle is to maintain. Its NEVER over!! Still battling! Take-2 Goal: 62-65 kilos Start: 74.4 kilos 1-1-2013 Finish: 63 kilos 5-6-2013 Take-3 Goal: 65 kilos Start: 82 kilos 5-6-2014 FINISH ??? |
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That is awesome!!!
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This brightened my day! A much needed smile...
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Started Cohen on 26/08/2013 Hubby promised a trip to Mauritius when I reach 70kg... (will be delayed due to possible refeed (me) and rehab (hubby)) Reached lowest estimate of Spring challenge 2013 of losing 15kg on 6 November 2013. Now aiming for higher estimate of 20kg lost before end of challenge... Made the 80's on 15/11/2013 |
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