10 KGs CLUB

[mcpsych]

I think the best one is
I'd like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control

[Ladybird]

It was only the once we forgot to use protection!!
YEH RIGHT

[danders]

I prefer to think I and my siblings are adopted - to contemplate the alternative would require more therapy then I can afford

[Ladybird]

I like your thinking danders. I have always told my parents that I know I am adopted (thankfully, as I have some strange relatives so very pleased "it" isn't in my genes) Trouble is I resemble my father too closely to get away with convincing too many people

[danders]

LB I have my dad's physique and my mothers physiognomy - but I put that down to the same phenomenon as dogs looking like their owners

[masita3879]

Hello
I would like to join this club please. On which days do we have to report our weight loss?

Good day!

[mcpsych]

Does thet mean ya all have yer mummas nose hyuck

[mcpsych]

Physiognomy is the practice of reading character from facial features - did you perchance mean physiology?

[jlou]

Hey masita and welcome!

Thursday is the weigh in day I believe?? Ladybird is the head whip cracker so she will say if I got it wrong. Congratulations on our journey so far!!!

[mumandnana]

A huge welcome to MASITA !!!! A true wee Cohenite champion.Well done Masita, I am proud of your dedicated efforts.XXXX

[amouage]

I'm in too.

Am

[Ladybird]

OMG Am..... you AGAIN(now I couldn't just let you sneak back without a little something.....)

Physiognomy is the practice of reading character from facial features

Hey what ever works for you Mark. I never trust anyone whose eyes are (subjectively) too close together - unless I am looking in the mirror

BIG WELCOME Masita. We are short of LOSERS so it is great to have some new members. Yes Thursday is LOSERS log in day.
Post your remaining weight to your goal, what you have lost in the last week (guess that won't work for you on week one) and whether or not you have been deviation free. If you haven't been d'free, sadly you can't win the weekly crown for the BIGGEST LOSER, even if you are (does that make sense?????) Hope you are a "big girl" metaphorically speaking of course and can handle VKA's and tuff love - should the need arise!

[danders]

I thought physiognomy can also mean appearance or in the way ive used it facial features.. but I bow to you oh mighty mcmark if you think im wrong

Do I have to assume the position or is just lines on this occasion?

I got busted playing noughts and crosses in english (you can see the result) and I had to write 100 lines as follows;
Playing noughts and crosses is naughty and will make teachers cross.
It was like 200 lines

LB.. maybe youre standing too close to the mirror

[Ladybird]

LB.. maybe youre standing too close to the mirror

I have to danders as my eye sight is pretty poor. So much for the laser corrective surgery!!
Time for a complete overhaul - imagine ending up looking like Joan Rivers - ouch

[masita3879]

Thank you for the warm welcome guys! Guess I will start to post my weight loss on thurs then...I've heard about the tough loving going on here... I can handle it sometimes it is what we losers need.

I almost gave up when I first started this program, a huge thank you to the 'angels' (especially MnN) who encouraged & supported me I am still here & deviation free so far.

Hope I won't be here long though....

[mumandnana]

Yipeeee my wee friend Am is back and killing those last few killer grams !!!!!! Can't wait to cheer you and Masita through re feed.

[Ladybird]

Come on Mummy, help me get rid of these two ASAP......gremlins are waiting for them on the DARK SIDE

[mumandnana]

Aye Aye Ladybird Okay Danders and Am, you two need to absolutely forbid yourselves to give in to deviations NO MATTER WHAT, Christmas is 24 days away and how are you going to tackle it ? Masita you keep going just like you have been, you have done extremely well and you could well get there first because you are young and focused. I am going to check on you three and ask how you are doing and I would like you to answer me.Remember this club was designed by Ladybird to get you to re feed so here goes.Am you only have 4.9 to go so you have a head start but you will HAVE to stay focused.That white linen suit is waiting.
Are any of you overly hungry ? frustrated ? bored ? too tired ? It is weigh in day tomorrow so even if you fear a gain front up and let folk help you.Do you want to get finished or not ? if you do want to YOU CAN do this.Because Masita is new here she won't win the crown this week because Thursday was not her normal weigh day so she needs a starting weight for this club. That leaves Danders and Am to work for it this week and either of you could get it or you could tie for it and both get one I was going to say all the best to all of you but you will only get the best if you KEEP going and don't trip up.XXX

[Ladybird]

OYE MUMMY - go you wee champ go VKA heaven. I'll be up early to check on these LOSERS

[mumandnana]

Good morning Am, Danders, and Masita, we are looking forward to you all reporting in.Today is the start of a very focused week for all of us.Yep me too because even though I am technically finished I need your help as well to keep me encouraged.So let's kick,push,prod,shove,encourage, each other as, when,whatever, is needed. You will all be looking great, how do I know that ? Because of all the weight you each have already very successfully lost and now with so few kilos to go you have to be looking fantastic but guess what ? You HAVEN'T finished yet so don't become complacent.Go get on those scales and report in and get your weeks food planned and enjoy every morsel because THAT IS ALL THERE IS FOR THE WEEK, THERE SIMPLY IS NO MORE FOOD SO DON"T EVEN THINK OF TRYING TO FIND ANY.AND NO ! YOU CANNOT EAT THE WEEKS WORTH IN ONE DAY OR YOU WILL BE FASTING FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND THAT IS NOT ON YOUR PLAN SO IT IS FORBIDDEN BESIDES IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
I will follow you each day checking on you all and cheering your progress.XXX