Koh's blog - "Not the Nine O'Clock News"

[Debs]

OK...

What's a wood tiger and is it allowed on my programme???

*LOL*

[Kohinoor]

Hi Emma,

Thanks for finding out that I am a wood tiger. My gosh - that profile is soooo me...

Hehe - I found the same on my first search - but, on looking further, I found (as usual) there is a lot of cr@p out there. Like, would you believe, a bridal shop giving Chinese Zodiac definitions???? And way NOT me .... funny that.


Hi Debs,

What's a wood tiger and is it allowed on my programme

Well, if it turns out YOU are a wood tiger, I'd hope you ARE allowed on your program :P

It's Chinese Zodiac stuff, Debs - plug your birthdate in, and you'll be one of twelve animals (and there are five separate versions of these animals - wood, metal, fire, water, and ??? forgot...) Have fun,

Koh

[ropemaha]

ahh that'd be earth koh

pen

[Kohinoor]

Thanks Pen

A senior moment on my part perhaps

Koh

[ropemaha]

perhaps ??????

[Kohinoor]

:P

[ropemaha]

you truly crack me up

[FotoHijinx]

I think all that time in the corner of my bedroom has affected (effected?) his brain It's turned to mush - I'm surprised he's not a blubbering mess

Irene

[Kohinoor]

Hi Irene,

It's turned to mush - I'm surprised he's not a blubbering mess

With all that time spent in your room, I think my brain has turned to mwah !!! You sexy little wood dragon you (wood dragons sound SO MUCH nicer than that other lot of dragons) - reckon a Fire Dog can get along with a wood dragon

Fire can overcome wood (in most circs at least), so I feel pretty happy about that :P

Koh

[FotoHijinx]

Just a thought - if I'm a wood dragon wouldn't I set myself on fire?

I'm so hot I set myself on fire hahahahahahahahaha

There's always a place in my room for naughty little fire dogs like you Koh

Do you have to keep peeing on yourself to put yourself out?

Irene

[Kohinoor]

Now, don't be sad, little wood dragon, but this yappy lil fire dog is off home again (house repair probs) so I'm gonna be MIA for a few days.


And that's for the rest of you too. Don't hold back while I'm away - I should be back sometime around mid next week. 27th or 28th .....

Keep on keeping on all you good people,

Koh

[FotoHijinx]

Oh we might be like ships in the night Koh - I'm off to Tassie on the 28th - won't be back until 11 March...not sure if I'll be able to get online.

Your little wood dragon.

[Kohinoor]

Hi all,

In case you hadn't noticed :P

"He's b-a-a-a-c-k" !!

(Just rescued my diary from page 4 !! OMG, this place is on fire !! )

Irene,

My lil wood dragon, I hope you are LIVING Tassie and having a ball. See you back in another 10 days (I think it is),

Koh

[shell]

Hi Koh,
Does a nanna nap in the arvo count as sleep before midnight??
I hope so!
Shell

[Kohinoor]

Hi Shell,

Does a nanna nap in the arvo count as sleep before midnight??

Hehe - sounds good to me !! Why not?


Oh, hey, wait a minute - don't "they all" say, you need to exercise to lose weight? Hmm - better NOT have that Nanna nap, Shell - instead, go work out on an exercycle or something ...... You can't lose weight lying down can you? :P

Well, SOME can, eh? What does Asy say? "Lose weight fast, sitting on your ass"

Have a great day, Shell - you're pretty darned close to being done, eh? WELL DONE you

Koh

[ropemaha]

'lose weight fast, sitting on your ass'....

that is the slogan of the century

pen

[FotoHijinx]

Hello my gorgeous puppy dog

I hope you haven't been up to mischief while I was away???? Though i can't find my ugg boots - do you know anything about that??

Pffft, keep em - its bloody boiling in Adelaide - I'm going back to 23 in Tassie!!!

Nah, gotta stay here where I'm safe inside my Cohen bubble and where I can keep an eye on my naughty puppy

Irene

[Kohinoor]

i can't find my ugg boots - do you know anything about that??

[doggy thoughts] ugg boots - do you mean those "feet things" that smell like sheep? Umm - I had a bit of fun with them while you were away - did you notice? They tasted good !! And I forgot about you for about 20 mins while I enjoyed them. But then, I remembered you, so I thought I'd better preserve them until you got back - so you'll find them buried under the petunia's if you REALLY want them - umm, they may not be quite like you remember them though ..... they were fun !!! [end doggy thoughts]

Hi Irene, my little wood dragon - good to see you back here. And thanks for finding my diary yet again (knew I could depend on you ) - diaries get lost SO QUICK these days (had you noticed?) This joint is jumping !!!

Back into it, eh? And down already - so something's working .... Onya darl, Umm, and what was that about whips in another diary? I'm struggling... :P

Koh

[hexi2]

Oh you two are cheeky...really got it going on!

[FotoHijinx]

Hmm perhaps the flower bed will thrive with such good fertilizer

As for finding your diary - that was hard work - where the hell did all these people come from - must be the aftermath of Christmas when they all realised they needed help in keeping their new year resolutions - good for them!!

Definitely got the whip, the spurs and cat 'o' nine tails (choice of torture for the convicts in Tassie) working Dropped 800 gms overnight.

Oh you would have loved this - We drove past a road called "Deviate Road" Can you believe it - MM said should I stop and take your picture standing under it so you can post it in your forum. Cheeky bugger, kind a wish we did now

Its good to be back in the happy cohen bubble.

Irene